Category: Funny

But what if I told you we could have seen this coming? “Stop messing with Illuminati witchcraft,” you might say. BUT it’s true!

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On Saturday (that’s FOUR days ago), Twitter account @beyoncefan666 tweeted that Beyoncé was expecting:

But it gets crazier! The account correctly predicted a February 2017 pregnancy announcement in JULY 2016!

And the craziness doesn’t stop there. If you check the timestamps on the tweets, the account correctly predicted Bey’s VMAs appearance…

…Lady Gaga’s album Joanne

Lady gaga album coming out in October

— . (@beyoncefan666)

…Donald Trump’s ELECTION (a full five months in advance)…

Unfortunately Donald Trump will be elected president :(

— . (@beyoncefan666)

…and the United Kingdom’s Brexit move…

U.K. Voted to leave the Eu

— . (@beyoncefan666)

…including the correct percentage of voters who elected to “leave” the EU.

In the referendum 52% vote leave

— . (@beyoncefan666)

The account claims to be a Parkwood intern (that’s Beyoncé’s company) and “low key psychic”…

being a parkwood intern and low key psychic is lit

— . (@beyoncefan666)

…AND from the future? IDK.

hello from the future👋🏽 just to let you know america is currently crashing and burning under trumps leadership

— . (@beyoncefan666)

Now before you get TOO freaked out, prediction accounts like this one are actually pretty common in stan Twitter — and there’s a certain way to game the system.

What they can traditionally do is tweet a lot of predictions under a private account over a long period of time, some accurate and some not. When something big happens, they delete all the wrong predictions before making the account public. Presto, you’ve got a psychic Twitter.

Regardless, it’s pretty freaky!

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When Lucille needed breakfast:

When Lucille needed breakfast:

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That time George Michael tried to act rebellious:

That time George Michael tried to act rebellious:

When their lawyer made an ad:

When their lawyer made an ad:

When Tobias talked through his marriage:

When Tobias talked through his marriage:

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That time Tobias didn’t think things through:

That time Tobias didn't think things through:

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And then he did it again:

And then he did it again:

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And again:

And again:

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When Lucille didn’t like their cabin:

When Lucille didn't like their cabin:

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When Franklin went a little crazy:

When Franklin went a little crazy:

When Buster lost his hand:

When Buster lost his hand:

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That time Maeby got religious:

That time Maeby got religious:

When the show was really detailed:

When the show was really detailed:

When Tobias started a new profession:

When Tobias started a new profession:

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That time GOB just wanted a friend:

That time GOB just wanted a friend:

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That time Michael had expectations:

That time Michael had expectations:

When Tobias and George Michael matched:

When Tobias and George Michael matched:

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When George Michael was hiding George Sr.:

When George Michael was hiding George Sr.:

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That time Tobias knew he wasn’t big:

That time Tobias knew he wasn't big:

When Lucille wasn’t going anywhere:

When Lucille wasn't going anywhere:

And that time someone was definitely listening:

And that time someone was definitely listening:

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Some might argue that there are few things cuter than a litter of tiny kittens. Others could contend that a playful mini pony is one of those very things.

Ask us to choose who wins and we’ll be here for a while deliberating. But here’s one way to settle this intense debate…put the two together!

Well, this farm in Saku City, Japan, did just that. If you’re still undecided about if this is, in fact, the cutest thing ever, just watch for yourself…this video is all the proof we need, at least.

This pony is either loving the attention or is just too tired to get up — either way, this is TOO MUCH.

Oh, hey random capybara. This little dude is probably just jealous of all the kitten cuddles going on.

Look at that grin.

Watch the entire fury cuddle session here.

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(via BuzzFeed)

If you’d like to catch more adorable farmhouse shenanigans, just visit their YouTube page here.

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If you’ve ever had to deal with terrible customer service, what you’re about to see will make you feel so much better about humanity.

Shopping online is the best, but sometimes, dealing with customer service when orders fall through is the absolute worst. That’s what one man expected when he reached out to Amazon about a delivery issue. Bracing himself for a headache, he hopped into a customer service chat and explained what happened.

All of those bad feelings quickly vanished, however, when the service rep introduced himself.

Here’s how the situation went down.

I just hope that this guy got a massive raise after that. Don’t you wish all customer service employees were this gracious? Dealing with people all day is admittedly difficult, so it’s uplifting to see representatives rise above the negativity and deliver the best service possible. You go, Thor!

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A senior at the University of California Berkeley thought his flight from Los Angeles to Oakland, California, would be like any other.

He boarded the plane, took his seat, and made a phone call. The 26-year-old student had just attended an event that featured the United Nations secretary general as a speaker.

Since the plane was still at the gate, he called his uncle to tell him about the exciting speech.

He told him about the delicious food that was served and how he got to ask a question of the secretary general.

But as he had the private conversation, he noticed the woman in front of him was listening in.

He said goodbye to his uncle…and that’s when things took a turn for the worse.

The woman told the flight crew that the student had made “potentially threatening comments” during his call.

When he got off his call, a flight attendant came over and walked him off the plane.

The student was then questioned by Southwest Airlines staff before the FBI was called to the scene.

If this sounds unfair to you, you’re not alone.

A man was removed from a plane without the opportunity to defend himself or get any explanation as to why he was being kicked off. Khairuldeen Makhzoomi was ultimately cleared of any suspicion and was given a refund on his flight. He arrived home in Oakland eight hours after he was due to land initially.

It shouldn’t have mattered that Makhzoomi was speaking Arabic.

It also shouldn’t have mattered that he’s an Iraqi refugee.

Makhzoomi was having a private, perfectly harmless conversation with his uncle. And yet, he was discriminated against simply because he was speaking a different language.

(via The New York Times)

What would you have done if this happened to you? It really puts it all in perspective when you exclude just one tiny detail…the fact that he was speaking Arabic.

Share your thoughts in the comments section.

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